so there i am last night, enjoying my panda express while watching the boob tube with darren, when my celly rings.. so i jump up to answer it and proceed to go to the kitchen.. a few minutes later i hear darren scream.. now darren is in no way a scaredy cat or easily frightened, so i figured he must be yelling at the padres game.. so when he tells me that theres the biggest spider hes ever seen crawling around my living room, my first reaction is to scream at the top of my lungs.. now i live on the edge of a desert like canyon, spiders do pop in from time to time.. but in no way was i prepared for the TARANTULA that was now creepy crawling down my hallway.. i really mean a real bonafinde tarantula, the kind of shit you see on the national geographic channel.. great big body, huge fangs, furry legs and all.. just writing my account of this is making my skin crawl.. so between the two of us screaming our heads off and pouring buckets of sweat, i have no idea how we managed to get the damn thing out of the house.. oh, and when i say WE i actually mean darren, my freakin hero!  so of course i could not fall asleep to save my life and ended up with a good 4 hours of sweaty sleep before i had to make a 5am trip to los angeles.. hopefully ill catch up on some sleep tonight since i get to go to the airport tomorrow morning to pick my JEFFY!! normally after the end of a blog i like to post a related picture, but no way in hell do i need a reminder of possibly the scariest single moment in my life, so heres something sweet for all you fans..