so me being the complete shoe slut that i am, i decide to wake up extra early tuesday morning to stand in line at the voting booth and swing by a local shoe store.. nobody there but me and the clerk...
ugh ive had to tell this story so many times by now..
so long story short, crazy lady with a gun, frightened shopkeeper not able to do anything but stand and scream, and me thinking, "of all days to go shopping, why today??" in the end everything turned out to be fine.. and by fine i mean nobody got hurt..
alright i really am sick of talking about that whole story but i figure my adoring audience deserves to know i almost died!! shouldnt you be calling me right now to tell me how much you love me!! shouldnt you be telling me how worthless your life would be if i had gotten blown to bits?? at least call to say hi...
